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| justin, create your own quiz, english as a second f*cking language, cambridge ma, english student, grillz, correct, american, green day, surangu, quotations, literary, kottonmouth kings free musiclyrics, slang dictionary, jay, david, television, god, | Are you just trying to say, "Hey everyone, wake up! Stop watching tv! And come look barbed quotes and see how loud my motorcycle is! I fucking rule! I am in a motorcycle club! We are bad ass! And you are gay! Yes! My penis is huge! Check out at my bike! It's so loud! Again, you are homosexual!" or does it actually help the bike in some way?Don't get me wrong, barbed quotes I love motorcycles and bikers (and yes, I'm just saying this so barbed quotes I don't get my ass kicked). My dad had a motorcycle when I was growing up and when I was 16 he actually bought me my very own. I think it was his last ditch effort to make me a man. I'm sure he thought to himself, "Well, I tried to teach him to fight and to play sports and that didn't work. On top of that, he was Julia Roberts from 'Pretty Woman' for Halloween last year and has a very girlie speaking voice. |
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| is how fucking murder happens, my friends. Jim Norton has a great bit in his stand-up routine in which he says something to the effect of "There is no anger like the anger of a person kept grillz awake by another person's snoring." I have often dreamed of stealing grillz this bit and building a list of Excusable Reasons for Murder. For example, if you were trapped in a hotel room on vacation with a buddy who snored so grillz loudly that he kept you up all night and was ruining your trip, a jury might not convict you for murder if you took his life on night three at about 4am.And if snoring is on that list, motorcycle engine-revving is up there. I swear to you that if I had had a firearm in my apartment last night, at the very least I would have gone down there and shot it into the air. I was angrier than I've been in months and possibly ever.And so I ask...is there any other point to revving your engine other than annoying the shit out of everyone in your half of Manhattan? |
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