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pimp twist, teenagers, good charlotte, wallpaper, community art, office, song translation, political, digitalart, my quiz, swearing, musician, artists, discography, eazy e, language translator, simply, | My dad had a motorcycle when I was growing up and when I was 16 he actually bought me my very own. I think it was his last ditch effort to make me a man. I’m sure he thought to himself, “Well, I tried to teach him to fight and to play sports and that didn’t work. On top of that, he was Julia Roberts from ‘Pretty Woman’ for humorous Halloween last year and has a very girlie speaking voice. Guess I should get him a motorcycle.” Sadly, it wasn’t meant to be for me and humorous the motorcycle. Having only learned to ride a normal bike the year before and never very good at the whole “coordination” thing, after two weeks my dad sold it to the brother of a guy I went to high school with. Oh well.But please, if you have a bike, don’t rev it up outside my house. |
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I swear to you that if I had had a firearm in my apartment last night, at the very least I would have gone down there and shot it into the air. I was angrier than swearing I’ve been in months and possibly ever.And so I ask…is there any other point to revving your engine other than annoying the shit out of everyone in your half of Manhattan? Are you just trying to say, “Hey everyone, wake up! Stop watching tv! And come look and see how swearing loud my swearing motorcycle is! I fucking rule! I am in a motorcycle club! We are bad ass! And you are gay! Yes! My penis is huge! Check out at my bike! It’s so loud! Again, you are homosexual!” or does it actually help the bike in some way?Don’t get me wrong, I love motorcycles and bikers (and yes, I’m just saying this so I don’t get my ass kicked). |
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