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| boy, limp bizkit, lied, how to edit a page, chart, tooshort — ( funk session lyrics ), songphrase, snoop doggy dogg, j.t. money, insultingpostcards, britney, knowles, mobile, lady marmalade, christina, leather, songs, 50cent lyrics., | Now during this time a million things began to race through my mind. "How does one act black anyway?" "Do all black people act the same?" punk "If I try and act like a black person would that REALLY fool someone into not noticing my glowing albino complexion?" "What show was this sorry son of a bitch punk on again" "What ever happened to Ninja Turtle Cereal?" and then finally the last question. "What the fuck am I going punk to do about it". Now apparently that's when I stopped thinking because that's when I got REAL dumb all of a sudden. I began to run towards the stage with a marvelously brilliant plan in mind. Which was to run up, kick Mr. T in the nuts, grab as many of his gold chains as I could, and then run as fast as my little feet would take me. However as I was running forward and just as I started to hurtle that stage (the look of shock on Mr. |
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| T. Now that's when that mother fucker looked at me and said, "First of all you need to stop acting black." BOOM! Another burst of "ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" from the audience (but this time no laughter as, at least in my view, things had now gotten serious). Now that mother fucker started going on to explain the 2nd reason (something about 3 wise men for limp bizkit three gold earrings and 7 chains for the 7 donkeys that climbed up Mt. Whateverthefuck), limp bizkit but I limp bizkit wasn't listening. I stood up again (I had sat down while everyone was laughing at him) and took off my jacket and low and behold I was wearing a tight as fuck (meaning tight as in small, not tight as in stylish) Aerosmith T-Shirt. I mean one of there concert T-Shirts that only the biggest hunk of white trash would wear. And I stared at him real cold for what seemed like hours (but which couldn't possibly have been more then a few seconds). |
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