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| insulted, swearing, kidrock wscr lyrics, build a quiz, pop music, wordssong lyrics 50 cent p.i.m.p get rich or die tryin', explain rap lyrics, personals, tours, tekst, tegocalderon lyrics, tray deee, boy, | "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his wordssong lyrics lil' jon & the east side boyz contract crunk juice name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other...." *Lynnie nicole* 11/10/2005 2:08 AM remember like 2 years when we were walking from Phidelt to Gregs wordssong lyrics lil' jon & the east side boyz contract crunk juice place and you kept TRYING to tell wordssong lyrics lil' jon & the east side boyz contract crunk juice me that Minnie Mouse joke? well it may have taken me sometime BUT I now have one for you! :) Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy." haha Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Report Inappropriate Content | Promote! | |
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| i mean SERIOUSLY!!!! come on ;) Here i have another NEW one: Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs build a quiz to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You build a quiz must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." |
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