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| lopez, lady marmalade, zok, weblogs, coaxial, office, christina, queer, 50 cent free musiclyrics, lyricplanet, davidbanner like a pimp lyrics, lyricsplanet, 8ball & mjg, understand teen slang, tupac, slang insults, kottonmouth kings lyrics, hollaback definition, | Posted by: tj at March 2, 2005 07:39 AM sounds like you're ready! btw... Cam's (my 3 year old) brooke valentine favorite word brooke valentine the past few weeks "crap." don't know where he got that one, nope, no clue *cough* Posted by: monique at March 2, 2005 07:54 AM I'd say you're fucking ready, and the kid is going to be a spazzzz....consider the sources on that one though and it won't come as such a shock! ;-) I was ready too. My kids first word (after dada, but i didn't count brooke valentine that lol) was "ohshit".... Posted by: Jade at March 2, 2005 08:28 AM well, you can see from my blog what an effective parent I am when my first grader spends his time spelling swear words just to piss me off... Posted by: jen at March 2, 2005 08:31 AM you say spazzzz like it's a bad thing. Posted by: patricia at March 2, 2005 08:31 AM Remember the old joke about the preacher and the "dam" fish? |
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| over dinner... Me: So, how was your lyricsplanet day? Her:Fucking annoying! Me: Well, that certainly doesn't sound good. Her:It wasn't too bad. I've just decided to use the word 'fuck' as much as possible before, lyricsplanet you know, we have a kid and can't. Me: Makes sense. This salad? Its fucking great, by the way. Her:Of course, supposedly lyricsplanet the baby can hear now. Me: So, we should stop dropping the f-bomb? Her:No, on second thought I hope the kid picks it up. I want a fucking prodigy. Me: You might really want to watch how you phrase that. We are so ready to have kids, can't you tell? Don't even get me started on the recent discussion in which we determined one of our cats would make the perfect pimp hat, tail sticking straight up in the air, purring all the way. Or the fact that, later that same night, we used the doppler heartbeat thingy to see if we could hear her purring. Really. I have pictures. Our kid's going to be a total spazzzzz. Posted by Chris at March 2, 2005 07:19 AM Comments fuck yeah, you're ready! |
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