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Make a left! Damn it! Where the hell are all these Asian people coming from anyway??? Are they falling from the fucking sky???”Tonight, Abby is moving her “big stuff” to her new place in Brooklyn. And now she’s official calling in a favor. Crap.What’s even better about the situation is that Abby will have three people helping her move official in addition to me: her dad, her brother-in-law, and one of her dad’s co-workers. What’s so good about this? Abby’s dad is 6′6″ and a farmer. Her brother-in-law is also a farmer. And the third guy is a farmer too, official but when not farming he goes to Alaska to do deep sea crab fishing, like in the show “The Deadliest Catch”. These guys spend their days in the hot sun hauling 100 pound bags of seed. I spend my days in an air conditioned office eating peanut M&M’s. If anyone has a video camera, I encourage you to come to Brooklyn to film this, because it’s going to be comical.
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