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| spears, liljon contract lyrics, e cards, kottonmouth kings music sheet, posters, cd, parents, learn vocabulary, saosin music song lyrics, 8ball& mjg look at the grillz lyrics, outlawz, television, middle aged persons, tray deee, blogs, writing, lil'flip, wordssong lyrics kid rock wscr unknown, language translator, humorous, charts, | I've been running around playing ultimate and trying not to puke." Ajay: "Max, are you insulted okay? Do you want some pineapple cake? "I've drunk so much of everything so far." -Max S. "Are you kidding? I'm going to finish this beer, go home, watch soft core porn for 2 hours, and then go to sleep." -Max S. "A stack of potatos doesn't float in water, bitch!!@$" -Patrick "You guys owe me $70 for driving here. insulted I have a pistol, two knives, and three guns. If you don't pay, I'm going to drop insulted you off in Mexico without any clothes." |
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| "There's a keg in the bathroom?" -Patrick "NO! Stop drinking, that's the television toilet." -Keith "Pascal, you missed my accident." -Patrick "I was playing drunken pool and i totally couldn't funken... i meant, focus." -Patrick "Someone's on my couch." -Patrick upon returning from the bathroom during the party. "Get out you mother fucker!" 2 seconds later... "Thanks for the beer, playah!" -Patrick "Don't throw them away. I'm about television to eat some of those." -Patrick Jimmy: "Patrick, make some comment like, 'I hate your shoes, mother fucker!'." Patrick: "Didn't I say that already?" Drunken math: Jimmy: "Layout television on top of 'em for $2." Max S.: "You layout on top of 'em for $3." Max S. and Jimmy: "Okay." Max S.: "You owe me a dollar." "Oh, it smells like puke -- awesome!" -Max S. "Who the fuck threw up?" -Patrick "Oh, you remember that orange you ate?" -Max S. to Patrick. "Are these my pants?" -Eric Eric: "Finish off the beer?" Max S.: "I don't know, man. |
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